Uhhh... so I apologize for drunk-posting on Monday. This is why I should be allowed to drink till I pass out, people. It cuts back on the drunk-posting.
Anyway.
So I realized today that days off are confusing for me because I have no idea what the hell I'm supposed to do with myself. So I spend a good portion of the day working (teaching swimming lessons), or working out. Hooray. But today, I decided I wanted to go shopping.
I'm really bad at shopping. Anyone who knows me well knows this. I am the type of person to wander into a store and wander out without really seeing anything because I am so overwhelmed by all the choices. But anyway, the mall is out in the sun, and I forgot my sunglasses in the car. People, lifeguarding has turned me into a huge creeper. I WATCH people. Not just watch, observe. And when I have sunglasses on, this is okay, because even if they think you're looking in their direction, they can't really tell, and you could be looking at anything. But without sunglasses on... I have people looking scared and running away from me.
Gah. I swear people, I'm not undressing you with my eyes, I'm just memorizing details of your outfit in case you drown. Oh wait. That's my favorite pastime at work-- memorizing people. But apparently this is creepy outside of work. Who knew?
Anyway, peace out everyone... I'm off to work... on my day off... or something...
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