I've got sunshine...

Good news! Unlike last Monday, I am decidedly sober today. Woooo, go me.

Today was slow. But I have tomorrow off! Yay!

I'm working a lot less in the coming weeks. Which feels weird. It's actually not that much less. I'm working 32 hours this week, and 40 next week. Then I'm going to Las Vegas on the 18th and the 19th, and then for the 21st-25th I have a friend in town, so... that's 24 hours the week of the 18th, which is my normal week cut almost in half. Which means less money, but more breathing space. Breathing space before school is good, because if I didn't have it, I'd go back really burnt out and that would be a bad plan. Anyway. My day was interesting.

I told a young woman with a lip piercing today that dogs are not allowed on the beach. She looked down at the yipping punt-a-puppy in her arms, and looks back at me, and goes, "seriously?" No, fuckwit, I'm just kidding, actually. Take your fashion accessory on the beach and have fun! God, do people think I make this shit up for the fun of it? You think I want to sit in this tower and police the beach? If I wanted to be a police officer, I'd have gone through the police academy. And then I'd have a gun/tazer/big-ass stick to beat people with, which would be much better than having to talk sense into people. Also, sweetheart, your scrawny-ass, tattooed boyfriend doesn't intimidate me. I HAVE tattoos. I HAVE piercings. They really aren't that intimidating for me. In all actuality, I want to hook a leash on his septum ring and tether him to the tower. Lol. Now I'm giggling at the thought of a scrawny, tattooed, punk-rawk-super-bad-dood tethered to my tower, whinnying.

Oh man.